[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
Recent Posts
-
Your “Soccer Hooligans Are The Bestest Hooligans” Early Saturday Open Thread
As most of you know, I don’t know jack about Soccer. Other than it’s kinda boring for 90 minutes, they don’t care about the…
-
Your “Berry Flavored” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything to say this week. And if I did you wouldn’t like it anyway. Count yourselves lucky. – Sports MLB Atlanta…
-
Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 6 (Up All Night)
INT. ELI’S ROOM – LATE NIGHT ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI’s room. ELI’s cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from…
-
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Basic Collins
Remember a few weeks ago how I mentioned I was going to start drinking like it was summer despite not feeling like summer? Well,…