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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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Your “Use Your Words!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can’t…
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A Bottle of Luck
INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 – NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender…
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Time Enough at Last
Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his…