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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2019 Season
Forgive me if these are even shittier than usual – I’m not in a particularly decent mood (even by Hippo standards). Naturally, one should…
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Your “1-4, Northern Ontario Hobos At The Bye” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Last season was good. I won’t deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into… complications. Ahh, no harm done-to…
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Your “It’s Four O’Clock, Do You Know Where Your Games Are?” NFL Football Open Thread
They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad…
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Your Sunday Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I know westies, it’s still morning out there. But for just once could those of us in the eastern time zones pretend that…