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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2019 Season
What Week 8 lacked in greatness, it made up for it with folly. Oh, folly abounded. Chi****/ex-San Diego played perhaps the derpiest game I…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…