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Recent Posts
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2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)
Good weekend? Good weekends. So I’m trying to get some other work done here and am just going to jump right to your Quotables…
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Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread
(I’ve used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It’s both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn’t working.…
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Jalen Ramsey Show – 002: — Business in Houston
Good morning and welcome to The Jalen Ramsey Show, where we get big contracts and live up to the hype! We’re here to talk…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday (2019 Season)
Oh, holiest of holy days. The last pure FITBAW day on the calendar (the Superb Owl is MOAR a sports-themed event than anything, plus…