[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
Recent Posts
-
Your “There’s No Place Like Home” Friday Evening Open Thread
As with many communities across the country, my locale has instituted martial law beginning 2 hours ago. Well, martial law might be an overstatement…
-
Request Line: Superstitions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY DJ 3000 sits alone in the office, a single LED blinking lazily. It is very quiet. A flush is…
-
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Drink Like You’re Stuck Somewhere
Happy Friday my socially distant friends. Have we all gone stir crazy yet? Were we already crazy to begin with? I think if you’re…
-
Your “Running Out Of Topics” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Cowboys, since there’s nothing else to do, have started contract negotiations with Dak Prescott. The mavens at NFL Network seem to…