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"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
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The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks
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Request Line: THREATS
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Gentlemen Of Leisure
It’s always interesting when you get a text message like this: “I need a second / third opinion on this cocktail”. Checking the link,…