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"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
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Sexy Friday, late-July 2020 edition
I’m not gonna say much except to note that MLB is back and the Dodgers are charging their fans $300 at minimum for putting…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 3) – Stick Them With The Pointy End
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT The PRODUCER is splayed out on the couch, drenched in sweat, after having spent the last two hours dancing. …
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: He’s Got Bees!
Oh yes. Just like Gob himself, I’ve got bees again this week. I came across a list of summer drinks to enjoy by the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 116)
The scene: The Iguana Mart, where WCS and Mr. Ayo are grabbing a frosty beverage at a Tiki bar. Brick Meathook is seated with…