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Request Line: Celebration Rock
INT. DANK ROOM – DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits…
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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…
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Sexy Friday, post-election edition
I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the…
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Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye
/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out “Fuck!”.…