[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
Recent Posts
-
An Old Friend Comes Home
INTERIOR – SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA – SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic]…
-
2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)
I’ve never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one…
-
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Negroni. Or, How Sharkbait Finally Got Some Campari
A successful trip to socially distantly see family in NH last weekend meant two things: 1) Legal sports betting (PRAISE GAMBLOR!) and 2) Cheap…
-
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 122)
The scene: The Wasteland of the post-apocalyptic future, where Brocky is hard at work, filling in dirt and rocks beneath the wheels of Doktor…