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Recent Posts
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CFL Beat: Week 13
I’m starting parental leave on Monday – still feels a bit surreal to me. In a parallel universe, this would mean sticking the kid…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The [Door Flies Open] 2026 Fantasy Football Team Name Guide
Greetings, welcome one and all to one of the most important posts of the year, the fantasy football name guide. As we all know,…
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THESE ARE UNJUST TIMES WITH UNJUST GODS!
“Taj Casso” How old are you? I just wonder what someone so ancient considers fun? Boners? Hell no. Drunk? Hell yes Weed? Smoke…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 24 Recap and AFLW Round 2 Recap!
We are back at the regular day and time. Again, apologies for screwing up two weeks ago. The AFL Regular Season is over! The…

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