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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, #NuAIDS Season
Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died. Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped. [Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the…
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Your Hobotastic Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana…
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Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Five games to choose from! Let’s do this! TO THE GAMES! Jets/Colts: “WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta…