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Recent Posts
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Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread
Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens’ strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season
Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends! I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y’all needed. To that…
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Your Very Third Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No hobos as far as the eye can see this week. TO THE GAME! Broncos/Chiefs: -Yay! Drew Lock is back under center. He throws…
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Your Very Second Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Boy, that first slate was uninspiring wasn’t it? [is typing this at 6am] Perhaps we’ll have better luck this time around? TO THE GAMES!…