[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror
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Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition
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