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Recent Posts
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Your AFC North Wildcard Playoff Game Open Thread
Didn’t these squadoos just partake of one another a week ago? Anyway, should you wish to know just how badly Cleveland is screwed going…
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Your NFC Wildcard Playoff Game Open Thread
TO THE GAME! Bears/Saints: -The general consensus is that on-the-cusp of 42 years, Drew Brees will hang up his mole/birthmark for good after he…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread
There were three fixtures played yesterday. Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church…
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Your “I Want Tom!” Bucs and Team Playoff Game Open Thread
And you shall have him, Chase Young. Hopefully more than a few times. Very few folks expect Washington to come out of this on…