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2020 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)
Just a heads up: for $100 you can have your cutout somewhere in the stands at the Super Bowl Big Day Game! Alright, here…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Amoretto Sours?
Yes we’re still unpacking here. That means I still have not found my cocktail books. That is going to be the goal for this…
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BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke
Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…
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Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
You know what I love about the post-January 20 news cycle? How comparatively banal it is. Yes, Smirkin’ Joe is signing executive orders left…


