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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
The fantasy football satellite radio channel I listen to told me that this was a week of ‘bad beats’ and to just ‘move on’…
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Your Jets at the Bye Rant
The minimum word count’s still broke, so let’s do this: Let’s put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, #NuAIDS Season
Hello, one and all. We had a weird 5/6 window split, thanks to CBS deciding that MOTHERFUCKING GOLF was to be prioritized over the only…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The last two sunsets this week have been almost blood red and that’s got me to brooding. Brooding about a lot of things but…