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Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility
Look, I know I will watch. But even with the Shite in direst of form…there’s no fucking hope. Just hate. So very much hate. …
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Sexy Friday, 20210219 edition
We are back to posting your submissions! It’s been a long time, so I’m happy to showcase all your hard (hee hee) work. No…
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Request Line: The Ultimate Mixtape Series
Greetings! Doubtless you’ve arrived breathlessly anticipating a new season of Request Line after having spent the last two days in a state of blackout…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Tear Down This Wall!
Happy Friday. This week I wanted to feature tequila, as I felt like it had been too long since I made a drink with…