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Request Line: The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape
While most of us hate him with a burning white passion, it’s hard to deny the magnitude of Tom “Marvolo” Brady’s impact on the…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Iron Man
Am I the only one that has a weird connection to a place despite barely having any sort of connection to it? That’s how…
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Your “Time Wounds All Heels” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Can you believe “Hard Knocks” has been around 16 years? This year’s candidates include the Cowboys, Giants & Jags. Teams with a…
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BattleBots Beat: You Too Can Become an Octofinalist!
A blurb in one year of my high school’s yearbook had the note about the debate team “You too can become a triple-octofinalist.” Which…


