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Eventual Balls Thoughts XLII

Welcome back! What a weekend of football, huh? (Note: this is being written prior to the weekend’s games. Insert picture of dog in science…

Huh. Well that went a different direction than expected… I’m not surprised to be writing a followup Coaches Gettin’ ShitCanned post this week. In…

Hey, y’all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an…

Didn’t these squadoos just partake of one another a week ago? Anyway, should you wish to know just how badly Cleveland is screwed going…