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Recent Posts
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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Sexy Friday, Pre-July 4th Weekend 2021 edition
I was originally planning to have this post run on July 4th weekend, but you all decided to post some tasty goodness and so…
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Request Line: That Which is Ordinary, and That Which is Strange
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated behind his desk, looking perplexed. His…