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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2026 Season
Yeah, it’s Christmas in October. Because we got the best game/most glorioUs DRAW in the history of man. I have to start with that, chronology…
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Game The Last: Starring The Falcons Again?
What the blue hell is going on with this Atlanta-ed football team? Another primo TV slot? Will they be relegated after this? Well, everyone…
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Even More Football: Afternoon Edition
The games just keep on coming. [looks at slate] All three of them. To The Games! Broncos/Chargers: Perhaps a certain ungulate will keep his…
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Week Five: The First Round of Games
Every week we’ve gotten a befuddling road upset win but this slate won’t deliver. Why? There’s just no serious underdog anywhere to be found.…